20 Marvel villains ranked by their dateability

3. Thanos

I bet you weren’t expecting Thanos to rank so high when it comes to dateability, were you? There is actually a very good reason for this ranking, and it has a lot to do with the reason Thanos is also a solid villain.

When it comes to Thanos, he has a righteousness about him that makes what he wants to achieve seem almost reasonable. It’s not, but you almost get it when you hear him talk. There’s also the fact that he is quite powerful. Power can be quite attractive, and when you have a man with as much power as Thanos, it is hard to not want to give a date with him a chance. Plus, he likes to be in charge, which for a lot of women is a definite plus.

In terms of the finer things in life, we all know that he has a thing for gemstones, which means he won’t cheap out at the jewelry store. We also know that his biggest dream is to have a quiet life on a farm (even if it’s on another planet), and for some of us, that is definitely something we appreciate.

The fact that he also likes to watch the sunrise and set adds another layer to the romanticism that makes us think that dating Thanos actually makes sense. Sure, he is a bad guy, but he has his reasons, and we appreciate them. Do we agree with him? Of course not, but at the same time, we understand where he is coming from.