20 Marvel villains ranked by their dateability

5. The Grandmaster

Has there ever been a more perfect villain than Jeff Goldblum’s Grandmaster? Okay, but seriously, as major fans of Goldblum, we found his villainous turn to be a real treat. Sure, he is the bad guy, but that has more to do with his penchant for collecting aliens and other interesting creatures for fighting than anything else. He isn’t trying to take over the world or anything completely dastardly.

In fact, we have to admit, as far as fun bad guys go, the Grandmaster is at the top of the list. Of course, when it comes to dating we also have to give him one of the top spots (for a few different reasons, not the least of which is that it’s Jeff Goldblum).

Among the qualities that make us think the Grandmaster might be the perfect date are the facts that he is a powerful man with his own planet, he has a champion to fight for his honor, he likes the finer things in life (who doesn’t?), and he appreciates makeup and looking good. All of this means that there are quite a few ways that he would make an excellent partner.

In fact, we truly believe that he’ll make sure you have the finest things because he expects them for himself; with you at his side, that means you are a reflection of him. Of course, he also has a sense of humor, which adds to his likeability.

Overall, we think the Grandmaster could be the perfect date, especially with his easy-going personality. Of course, as a leader, that doesn’t mean he is soft, but rather he knows how to handle problems when they arise.