Orphan Black season 5, episode 8: Watch online

Felix will be overshadowed by Clone Club yet again in “Guillotines Decide” — an Orphan Black episode so awesome that BBC America couldn’t even make a proper teaser for it.

BBC America promises that the eighth episode of Orphan Black‘s last season — “Guillotines Decide” — is “so hard-hitting … we can’t show you anything.”

That’s a big promise, but I’m pretty confident that the series will deliver.

Just check out the episode synopsis, courtesy of TV Guide:

"Mrs. S orders the sisters to take a night off from sleuthing to celebrate Felix’s art opening. But while Felix attempts to impress a famous gallerist with the help of his sestras, Sarah remains on edge with a nagging suspicion that S is hiding something."

That’s right: “Guillotines Decide” will bring together some of my favorite things about Orphan Black for one glorious hour. It has Felix. It has multiple Ledas in one location. It (probably) has a verbal altercation between Mrs. S and Sarah. If a newly one-eyed Rachel wanders in with some withering comments about Felix’s artwork, I just might cry with joy.

I predict that Helena, Mark, and Gracie will also be crashing Felix’s art opening. Last week saw the ex-Prolethean Bonnie and Clyde promise to hand over Helena and her unborn children to Virginia Coady in exchange for life-saving treatment for Mark’s Castoritis. If I’m correct in believing that this deal is a trick to neutralize Coady, then Felix’s show will be the perfect place for Orphan Black and the viewers to say a final farewell to Westmorland’s right-hand woman.

If I’m wrong and Mark and Gracie really do intend to sell Helena out, I bet Mrs. S orchestrated the whole ploy. (We do hear her whisper, “Sarah can’t know,” in the non-promo for “Guillotines Decide.”) She is getting desperate to save Kira — even though S was all for letting Kira make friends with Rachel earlier this season — and knows that Helena’s unborn kids are probably way more valuable to Neolution anyway. S has screwed over Helena before and I’m sure she’d do it again for the Miracle Child.

Watch the extremely ambiguous promo for “Guillotines Decide” for yourselves below:

Date: Saturday, July 29
Start time: 10 p.m. ET
Episode: “Guillotines Decide”
TV Channel: BBC America
Live Stream: Stream 1 | Stream 2

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Catch new episodes of Orphan Black every Saturday at 10 p.m. ET on BBC America.

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