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Luann debuts her song on live television – Watch What Happens Live

It’s awful. It’s terrible. You’ll have to watch through your hands. But you can’t look away. Watching the Countess perform her single, “Chic, C’est La Vie” is like watching a mommy hamster eat it’s own babies. Horrifying, but fascinating.

It’s not a huge surprise that a Housewife would want to parlay her success into some sort of side hustle. After all, their shelf life gets smaller and smaller and their age gets higher. But I’m always so skeptical when said Housewife claims to have actual talent. Most of the time, it’s just an awkward display of wooden movements, autotuned within an inch of it’s life. Such is the case with Luann’s single.

It’s so bad, y’all. I can’t even begin to tell you how much it stinks. What’s the worst, however, is just how pathetically off-brand it is. She’s supposed to be all class and sophistication, and then she unloads this steaming pile on us. No way.

Additionally, It’s such a blatant attempt to garner attention, it’s makes me a little sad for her. Whoever is giving this woman a green light in these projects is a terrible friend to her. Someone should have sat Luann down, grabbed her by the shoulders, and yelled, “Snap out of it!!!”

Don’t believe me? Take a look at the “official” video: