40 Celebrities We Need To Keep Safe From 2016

MIAMI BEACH, FL – JULY 14: Dwayne Johnson attends the HBO Ballers Season 2 Red Carpet Premiere and Reception on July 14, 2016 at New World Symphony in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Aaron Davidson/Getty Images for HBO)

10. Mr. The Rock

FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK….TO THIS COUNTDOWN

At least, that how I figure he would enter this post, if Mr. The Rock had a choice in how to enter this post. It’s hard not to love Mr. The Rock and want him to enter the post as he would wish. After all, the World’s Largest Hufflepuff (his official Pottermore sorting!) would give out bear hugs right after.

It’s really quite something how Dwayne Johnson has gone from two bit wrestler on the WWE to the highest paid celebrity, and the one that everyone seems to go gaga over, despite his rather unnatural appearance. Is it steroids? Is it eating cod seven times a day? We don’t know. But either way, and in a year where too many celebrities we assumed were immortal for years to come have disappeared into this air, we hope that fishy diet is keeping Mr. The Rock nice and healthy. We’d like to smell what the Rock is cooking (even if it is fish) for many more years to come, please and thanks.

-Ani

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