25 MCU characters and the stores they would totally shop at

Bruce Banner and Nike

While Dr. Bruce Banner himself probably shops at a men’s suit store, he has to be very strategic with his alter ego. The Hulk likes to grow, destroying whatever clothes that Banner had on in the process.

So it is easy to think about what clothes he’d wear to try to protect his wardrobe from the Hulk. What if he just went into a Nike store and bought stretch pants to wear all the time? Sure, Tony Stark could probably create some kind of pants that would keep him from destroying his outfit over and over again. But it is more fun to think that Bruce has to go into a Nike and just keep buying shorts.

Maybe the Nike store would even create a special line for him. He is a superhero after all. We can imagine tech guys at Nike, in some fashionable lab, working on a new kind of stretch pants that won’t rip and will grow and shrink as Banner does.