Samantha Bee: Who March The World? Girls.

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It’s Thursday, which means we have a compilation of clips from last night’s Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, and she’s asking, “who march the world?”

She kicks it off by asking about everyone’s weekend. “What’d you do this weekend? Oh, I just went for a walk with a few friends.” Queue pictures of the Women’s March. To which she then talks about Trump’s ego, and boy we know he has an ego. “If one unsatisfied woman makes you feel bad than honey, I have some news for you.”

Catch that segment here:

"“Going to the Women’s March was like waking up from a nightmare to find that the monster was real, but all your friends were there with sticks and torches and unflattering hats to beat back the darkness.“"

And then, of course, we had to go back and cover the inauguration.

"“The whole day was swollen with lugubrious pomp and freighted with menace that left a lot of us feeling like we’d just installed ‘Trump, Emperor of Dune.‘”"

She then went on to talk about the Inauguration concert which seemed as fitting to Donald Trump as his cabinet choices. “The total absence off any women what so-ever,” she says. “Male, overwhelmingly white, and void of any talent whatsoever.”

Speaking of male and overwhelmingly white, let’s move to a clip from Sam Bee’s team who went to the inauguration and interviewed people who were there to support Trump… I know, I don’t understand either.

One guy literally told one of the interviewers to smash her fingers with a hammer. Another related this presidency to the Titanic… And he was there supporting Trump. I’m confused too.

Don’t forget to send your senators some postcards to “continue marching!”

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Whether you voted Trump or not, we can all agree that we’re all just really confused. Right?