The Silliest and the Skimpiest of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
By Ani Bundel
The Skimpiest
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Devon Windsor walks the runway during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Boots and some wisps do not a costume make.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Jasmine Tookes walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
That’s clever bead work, but hella skimpy.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Stella Maxwell walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Nude body suits are called that for a reason.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Izabel Goulart walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
A bib is not clothing.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Martha Hunt walks the runway during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Grand Palais in Paris on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Thomas Concordia/FilmMagic)
Actually this one is the most clothing for the group and yet she looks utterly uncovered.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Kelly Gale walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
She’s so naked, her feet aren’t covered, while wearing thigh high boots.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Adrina Lima walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Whatever that is on her back is so cute, I almost don’t care she’s not wearing anything.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Lily Aldridge walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
The coldest angels are the ones on the runway.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Romee Strijd walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Tinsel! How holiday appropriate.
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