A Thanksgiving Playlist to Help Keep You Sane

“The Thanksgiving Song”, Adam Sandler

What Thanksgiving get together is complete without a little Sandler? Not a single one, that’s how many. This one goes on the list simply because it’s called “The Thanksgiving Song”, extra emphasis on the “The”. Put this one in the middle, or towards the end of your playlist (or, just put the whole thing on shuffle) and sit back and wait for the weird looks from your great aunt Martha when it comes on.

"Love to eat turkey ‘Cause it’s good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should ‘Cause it’s turkey to eat So good Turkey for me Turkey for you Let’s eat the turkey In my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With Betty Grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million Elvis fans Can’t be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite That’s right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can’t believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Can’t believe Tyson Gave that girl V.D."