With One Down, Here Are Donald Trump’s Other Six Horcruxes

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In the grand lobby of Trump international Hotel, U.S. Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump, poses for a photo with employees, after the ribbon cutting ceremony for his family’s latest property, Trump International Hotel – Old Post Office, in Washington, DC on October 26, 2016. (Photo by Cheriss May/NurPhoto via Getty Images)

The Six Foot Portrait Of Trump

If it wasn’t certain that Trump is the real life Voldemort before, it was made clear when he decided to use charity money to get a six foot portrait of himself painted. Because that’s charitable right? Because everyone wanted a Trump painting?

So what else could make for a better horcrux! It literally is the most ‘Trump Like’ thing he could ever do. And, his horcruxes, would definitely be outlandish articles he has just to prove his wealth. Because the Donald is absolutely nothing unless you know how much money he has.

The only way to defeat the portrait is to stab it with the sword of George Washington. In Union Square Park in Manhattan, there is a statue of George Washington. He warned us when he left the presidency to not split into a two party system. And now look at the mess we have on our hands.

So in order to kill this part of Donald’s soul, you must stab it through that sword and hope that George Washington forgives us all and helps us defeat Trump. If not, then you’ll have to burn in with the fiery tears of our previous presidents who are asking why he is even in the running.