With One Down, Here Are Donald Trump’s Other Six Horcruxes

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AYR, SCOTLAND – JUNE 24: A supporter in a red hat stands next to Presumptive Republican nominee for US president Donald Trump as he arrives to his Trump Turnberry Resort on June 24, 2016 in Ayr, Scotland. Mr Trump arrived to officially open his golf resort which has undergone an eight month refurbishment as part of an investment thought to be worth in the region of two hundred million pounds. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

The Make America Great Again Hat He Wears

The catchphrase and hat that started a terrible revolution. “Make America Great Again” is chanted time and time again at rallies but when was our country ‘great’ for everyone? For white men, definitely. For everyone else? Not so much.

So, this hat is a journey to destroy. Once you possess the hat, you must take it to every terrible place in our nation’s history. You must walk it through the Trail of Tears and lead it to the fields where we forced slaves to work for free. The hat must see the struggle of women of every race and age still to this day.

That ugly monstrosity of a head garnish must go to Stonewall, Pulse, and every other LGBTQ spot where people have died to fight for their rights as human beings. That stupid hat must see that America has never really been great unless you were a straight white man with 2.5 kids and a trophy wife.

And once that hat sees the polls of a woman winning the presidential race, it should burst into flames and realize that now, America can be great. We can be a nation of equality, not a place for white men to get whatever they want.