With One Down, Here Are Donald Trump’s Other Six Horcruxes

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 20: A general view of Melania Trump’s ring and watch during visit to SiriusXM Studio to promote her new QVC Melania Timepieces

Melania’s Ring

Much like Voldemort, Trump chose a ring to hide his soul in if he happens to parish and needs to be brought back to life. That ring just happens to be on his wife Melania’s finger so he can show everyone just how wealthy he is. And he obviously told her to flaunt the magic ring since it is constantly photographed.

And, again, Trump would want all of his horcruxes to be something that shows his wealth or his power as a man and that ring on his hot European wife’s hand is definitely showing that. But see how the diamond is just slightly tinged a different color? That would be the piece of Trump’s soul that matches his hair.

If anyone other than Melania wears the ring, they will die a slow death by losing all their money and starving. So, in order to destroy the ring, you’d probably have to cut off Melania’s finger or just hope is slipped off her hand. But once the ring was free, you’d have to figure out how to destroy it.

Maybe you have to put it on the finger of a woman Trump has sexually assaulted during their marriage and it will disintegrate.