With One Down, Here Are Donald Trump’s Other Six Horcruxes

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Earlier this week, the first of Trump’s horcruxes were destroyed. So now, we go through and figure out what his other six horcruxes could be.

This week, one of Donald Trump’s horcruxes were destroyed in the middle of the night in Los Angeles. An unknown hero took a sledgehammer to Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He effectively destroyed it completely.

Now, we don’t know what magical object the sledge hammer was (it could have been the sledge hammer of one of the founding members of Ilvermony or maybe it’s someone Trump’s trying to kick out of the country) but it seemed to work to demolish the first of Trump’s horcruxes, his star.

HOLLYWOOD, CA, OCTOBER 26, 2016: People gather at Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame that was vandalized. The star, in the 6800 block of Hollywood Boulevard, was damaged some time overnight, the Los Angeles Police Department reported. The star apparently was damaged by someone using a sledgehammer or similar tool. (Photo by Irfan Khan/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

The question that remains is what are his other six horcruxes? And we’re here to figure it out. Looking at what Donald Trump keeps close to him, it’s not hard to figure out what he’d use to keep as part of his soul.

After all, Donald Trump is the real life equivalent of Voldemort and we all know that if he had the possibility to split his soul to stay alive, he most definitely would. So here is a list of what Donald Trump has as his horcruxes. And yes everyone, one of them is his living breathing daughter Ivanka because his love of her is definitely bordering creepy. And, of course, he has all of them to do with him because it is the Donald we’re talking about.