Robert Pattinson is labeled as one of the most beautiful people by science
Science may have just discovered that Robert Pattinson is beautiful but finally, Harry Potter fans new something before scientists. Take it all in while we can.
According to science, Robert Pattinson is the most beautiful man. Now, if you were around for the dawning of the Twilight phenomenon, you probably now understand a lot of young boys and girls a lot more.
I remember a time when being a Robert Pattinson fan meant defending yourself constantly because no one understood it. We’d scream “Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, he’s incredible as Cedric Diggory” or something about how the Twilight movies were bad but he was a great Edward Cullen.
It’s been a long decade of defending Robert Pattinson but now, at least we have scientific proof that he’s beautiful.
Now, there is a lot to unpack here, mainly what even is the Golden Ratio and where do these beauty standards come from (I have lots of questions about that) but the fact that it is Robert Pattinson out of any one? Hilarious.
Mainly because years of fighting about how hot Robert Pattinson is now feels justified in a weird way. You don’t like him? That’s fine but at least now we can fire back with “well, science is on our side”.
Robert Pattinson is having a resurgence and I’m going to believe it is because, scientifically, he’s one of the most beautiful men alive. Even if they did just pull justifications out of nowhere, we can have this one small victory, as a treat. (Also, I agree though.)