15 dishes Marvel characters would bring to your holiday dinner

HOLLYWOOD, CA – MARCH 13: Actor Anthony Mackie attends Marvel’s ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ premiere at the El Capitan Theatre on March 13, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney)

Sam Wilson: Himself

Do you seriously think that Sam Wilson would bring anything to a party? First of all, he is the party. Second, he’d just show up, and when everyone asked him what he brought, he’d point to himself and call himself dessert. It’s Sam.

There isn’t even an idea that he’d bring anything, not even a 2 liter bottle soda. Sure, if someone asked him to pick something up or bring a specific thing, he’d probably do it. He’d make jokes the entire time, but he’d still do it. None of the Avengers would ask him to bring anything though. They would have learned their lesson last time when he cooked and never shut up about how good his food was.

So, they’d let Sam just show up. The insufferable jokes about how he didn’t need to bring food because he was the snack would get old very quickly, but they’d at least not have to hear about them for the next few weeks. If he had to cook? They’d never hear the end of it.

Even if Sam isn’t technically bringing a dish, at least he can bring his good sense of humor to the table.