With a bevy of NSFW language, Leslie Jones’ first time watching Avengers: Infinity War about sums up everyone’s experience with the movie.
If Netflix takes suggestions, then here’s one that we think could get very interesting very quickly: Add Leslie Jones to the next season of Mystery Science Theater 3000. If her famous commentary of the Rio Olympics in 2016 didn’t prove that she has a knack for accurately capturing how a fan feels watching things, then her two-part live-tweet of Avengers: Infinity War absolutely does.
And yes, she knows she’s late to the party, but the hilarity more than makes up for it.
Starting on July 31 and continuing into today (because, as she put it herself, she had “to go to bed” and “might die from excitement” if she watched it all in one sitting), she reacted to the events of the film, with plenty of expletives. Granted, that’s entirely fair. There are a lot of moments in that movie that seem to require swearing.
Here are some of her safe-for-work tweets:
Why dude won’t tell Thor that he not a rabbit? “Hey man I feel like we friends now so can you stop calling me a rabbit? Cause I’m a raccoon. Unless he is not a raccoon. Then I don’t know I never did finish the 2nd guardians of galaxy
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Maybe Rocket just doesn’t want to be on the receiving end of a whack from Stormbreaker? Then again, Thor is a pretty nice guy when you’re not his enemy, so we think he’d be okay with being corrected on this.
AAAAAAAAAAAA YOOOOOOO WAKANDA!! THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! Lol they using all the folks!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Well, it is Infinity War. It does make sense to have almost everyone make an appearance at some point, right? At the same time, though, that reaction to Wakanda is absolutely accurate.
Yo so how many planets is it?! See that’s crazy for us to think we are the only beings in the universe!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Who needs the Fermi Paradox, right?
But of course, her video commentary is perfect. Here’s where things get particularly NSFW, but also even more hilarious.
Dayum!! Captain America! pic.twitter.com/XqDgdmRk9e
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
The power of Captain America with a beard is strong.
He ain’t the one to play wit y’all!! pic.twitter.com/fEVbuwt5QF
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
So is Thor.
I know this look...😐 pic.twitter.com/oSU8SiVuh7
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Also, she has the perfect comment for Okoye’s expression upon seeing Bruce Banner faceplant in the Hulkbuster armor.
Honestly, if she just wants to keep tweeting through all the Marvel movies, that’d be great, and we’d watch every single one.