Man Crush Monday: All those hot Star Trek boys

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The time has come and for this week’s Man Crush Monday, we’re looking at all the hot boys from every Star Trek series! That’s a lot of boys!

Man Crush Monday is the best time of the week. And this week, we have a special treat! With the premiere of Star Trek: Discovery, I thought it’d be fun to rank the boys of Star Trek based on entire casts. (Because let’s be real, there are a lot of men in this series and ranking each one would take forever).

So for the least attractive (which is still very attractive), it goes to Voyager. Exclusively because there isn’t a stand out boy. Granted, again, they’re all attractive but there isn’t anyone I’m reaching for in my dreams.

Next up comes Deep Space Nine. This pains me because I love Ben Sisko and Julian Bashir but there are just prettier boys in other franchises. Which is upsetting because when Deep Space Nine has a pretty boy, he is definitely a pretty boy.

Third on our list goes to none of other than the new show itself, Discovery. While we haven’t met a lot of them yet, they have Jason Isaacs. And he looks good in anything so he’s one of the reasons they’re as high up as they are. Anthony Rapp has to count for something too, because what a dream!

Fourth, well, that’s none other than Scott Bakula. I mean, Enterprise is great, but Scott Bakula is carrying it.

The Final Countdown

The final three find us at a strange crossroads. First, our number three slot goes to Next Generation because Riker is a dreamboat and there is definitely an appeal to Picard that most would never think existed.

But is it the best-looking cast? No. Because that is where we find ourselves at a weird tie thing. Not really a tie because they’re sexy for different reasons but they’re the same. You feel me? I’m talking TOS and the JJ Abrams reboot.

Personally, I think Pine’s Kirk is more attractive. But then moms of all ages and my brother would yell at me and say that Shatner’s is better all around. (It’s a real game of preference with these casts).

So, to me, it is impossible to choose between the two. So our number one slot is Kirk and his crew, you pick which versions.

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Have a favorite Star Trek boy? Sound off in the comments below and let us know your favorite!