The Golden Girls represent friendship, openness, and hilarious quips. Now you can carry miniature, stylized versions of them wherever you go.
We’re not saying that The Golden Girls was one of the best things to come out of the ’80s and ’90s, but we’re not not saying it, if you get our meaning here. Whether you love listening to Rose’s stories about St. Olaf, enjoy the ongoing exploits of Blanche, prefer Sophia’s mockery or adore Dorothy’s ability to give fantastic side-eye, the four ladies had the kind of personalities that makes growing old seem a little less terrifying.
Oddly enough, the show’s experiencing a bit of a renaissance in popularity — yours truly has spotted T-shirts out in the wild — and Funko has decided to capitalize (again) on that appreciation for jokes about Shady Pines.
Behold, Golden Girls Dorbz, set for an October release, as announced by Funko:
The Golden Girls Sophia Dorbz. Image via Funko press release
You’ll quickly notice that most of the Dorbz are basically just mini versions of the already-released Pop! dolls, linked above. However, that doesn’t stop them from being absolutely adorable.
The Golden Girls Sophia chase Dorbz. Image via Funko press release
There’s also a special Sophia variant, seen above, because nothing says hurricane preparedness like a shirt asking for the hurricane to “take me.”
The Golden Girls Blanche Dorbz. Image via Funko press release
Blanche has the most makeup, the biggest earrings, an extra bracelet, and actual mini-cleavage lines, all of which is so Blanche that you’re probably reading this in Rue McClanahan’s voice. (And if you weren’t before, you are now, which we’re not sorry about.)
The Golden Girls Rose Dorbz. Image via Funko press release
Betty White is a treasure in all forms, and this Dorbz of her Rose character is not an exception. The figure has the same expression as everyone else, but it’s Rose, so it seems even more cheerful.
The Golden Girls Dorothy Dorbz. Image via Funko press release
Dorothy has black-and-white on because she is ready to judge your silly opinions about everything, preferably with an extra dose of sarcasm, too.
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Which character do you have your eye on first (because let’s face it, it wouldn’t be right to have just one)?