Chris Craziness: March Madness Final Four — Chrissy Teigen vs. Christopher Meloni

Chris Craziness has become a death match as Christopher Meloni fans loyally advance their champion and Chrissy Teigen struts to the Final Four.

In an incredible turn of epic proportions, our Final Four consists of Captain America hunk Chris Evans, Snark Queen of 2017 Chrissy Teigen, a Glee alum who still has a lot of fans apparently Chris Colfer, and an SVU alum who clearly has a very special fanbase. I hope Christopher Meloni appreciates the folks who pushed him to the Final Four.

While Chris Colfer steps into the ring with Chris Evans, over here will see a meeting between Christopher Meloni and Chrissy Teigen. Each star enjoys a very passionate fanbase, obviously. But I can no longer predict which Chris is the strongest. At this point, I’m tempted to say that every Chris is a winner, but there are no four-way ties in Chris Craziness.

So let’s look at today’s round:

HOLLYWOOD, CA – MARCH 2: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at the premiere of Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast” at the El Capitan Theatre on March 2, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Scott Kirkland/PictureGroup) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Chrissy Teigen, Superstar

Chrissy Teigen entered the tournament with one goal in mind: win. While I can’t actually speak for her, I know she wouldn’t settle for anything less. Furthermore, she probably won’t be thrilled to hear that the only thing standing between her and the final round is Gene Jenkinson from Wet Hot American Summer.

But here’s the real question — if she advances, does she have what it takes to go all the way and dethrone Chris Colfer or Chris Evans? Well, she’ll have to beat Gene first.

VS

Christopher Meloni arrives at the WGN America’s “Underground” Los Angeles Premiere held at The Theatre at ACE Hotel in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday, March 2, 2016 (Photo By Sthanlee B. Mirador) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Christopher Meloni, Greatest Special Victims Unit Detective Ever

Christopher Meloni was an underdog from the very beginning. But that didn’t stop him or his fans from lacing up their boots, tying bandanas around their heads and pushing on through. Guess who he defeated in the last round? Thor. Thor, people. The god of thunder himself, Chris Hemsworth. Meloni smote him like the inferior Chris he is and proceeded to the next round with Chrissy Teigen like it was an everyday thing.

But will this be the end of the line for him?

Your votes decide, so vote!

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