Chris Craziness: March Madness Elite 8 – Chris Pratt vs. Chrissy Teigen


The Chris Craziness: March Madness Elite 8 has been a wild ride. Today we have Galaxy hero Chris Pratt vs. Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen.

Our Chris Craziness March Madness Elite 8 has turned into a Cinderella story or this tournament. The Meloni-ites are out in full force and are ready to take down anyone in their way, even Thor Chris Hemsworth. If you don’t want that to happen to your favorite Chris, you need to make sure you are voting and retweeting the polls to all your friends. If you have done so already, follow the Culturess Twitter account for all the updates in the Chris Craziness tournament.

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Chris Pratt arrives at the “Passengers” Los Angeles Premiere held at the Fox Village Theatre in Westwood, CA on Wednesday, December 14, 2016. (Photo By Sthanlee B. Mirador) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Chris Pratt (Actor)

Chris Pratt is best known for his role as Peter Quill in the Marvel series Guardians of the Galaxy. He’s so popular that NBA player Tim Duncan named his daughter after his character. Pratt is currently filming Jurassic World 2 has been sharing with the world via his Instagram account what it takes to squeeze his butt in those tight jeans. He’s basically every woman who’s ever been on a diet.


HOLLYWOOD, CA – MARCH 2: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at the premiere of Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast” at the El Capitan Theatre on March 2, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Scott Kirkland/PictureGroup) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Chrissy Teigen (Model)

If you didn’t already know, don’t come for Chrissy Teigen. She is the queen of shutting down internet trolls. Just this past week when Fox News tagged her in a tweet she made sure she told them never to do it again. Teigen also doesn’t have time for you to mommy shame her. One individual tried to tell the Teigen via Twitter she was holding her baby Luna incorrectly and failed epically. Chrissy Teigen is the hero we want and need on the internet.

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Who do you have in this match up? Star-Lord or Supermodel and mom Teigen? Don’t forget to vote for our other Chris Craziness poll.