Chris Craziness: March Madness Elite 8 – Christopher Meloni vs. Christina Aguilera


Welcome to the Chris Craziness Elite 8. Only the cream of the crop have made it this far, and today we have Christopher Meloni vs. Christina Aguilera.

What an incredible was to finish up our Chris Craziness Sweet 16 tournament. Chris Hemsworth or Thor as I call him has been trounced by Law in Order: SVU‘s Christopher Meloni. We might have found our Cinderella story of our tournament after all. If the loss of Hemsworth in your bracket upsets you, you need to get more people to vote. How do you do that? You follow the Culturess Twitter Account, and you retweet our polls. Make sure you tell your friends to vote too. Only one Chris will reign supreme, and it won’t be Thor.

Round 1

Christopher Meloni arrives at the WGN America’s “Underground” Los Angeles Premiere held at The Theatre at ACE Hotel in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday, March 2, 2016 (Photo By Sthanlee B. Mirador) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Christopher Meloni (Actor)

Wall Christopher Meloni is best known as Elliot from the NBC crime drama Law and Order: SVU. Today, on the Chris Craziness: March Madness Tournament, we know him as Norse God killer. That’s exactly what Meloni had to do to get into our Chris Craziness Elite 8 bracket. Since Meloni has played Green Lantern in the movie Green Lantern: First Flight does that make him the better superhero? Inquiring minds want to know.


Christina Aguilera arrives at “The Voice” Karaoke For Charity held at the Hyde Sunset Kitchen in Los Angeles, CA on Thursday, April 21, 2016 (Photo By Sthanlee B. Mirador) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Christina Aguilera (Singer)

American songstress Christina Aguilera has had a rough road to our Elite 8 Chris Craziness: March Madness Tournament. She first had to do battle with actor Chris O’Donnell and then knock off fellow singer-actor Kris Kristofferson. She now has to do jump into a skirmish with the Thor killer, Christopher Meloni. Aguilera is our last singer in our tournament, is ready for the challenge. After years in the music industry, she is well-versed in snatching wigs and taking divas down.


We are coming to the end of our Chris Craziness: March Madness Tournament. Make sure your vote for your favorite Chrises or yours might get left out.