The Best and The Most Brash of the Miss Universe Pageant Country Costumes
By Ani Bundel
The Dull
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Peru was dull, but the wings flapped, so.
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Jamaica, practically phoning it in.
Australia, as a dying coral reef. I kid you not.
Brazil faced away from the camera, because the front of her outfit was from Star Trek: The Original Series.
China, wearing “we won’t win anyway!”
Canada, as the biggest paper snowflake ever.
Germany: the dress is dull, but major points for the castle on her head.
The Czech Republic in “we’re not trying”.
Great Britain in “We’re not sorry about Brexit”.
Japan in a conceptual kimono, but not.
Korea in exactly what you would expect.