The Silliest and the Skimpiest of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

The Bad

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Taylor Hill walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

She has a useless house on her back.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Jasmine Tookes walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

This is a godawful combination of fabrics.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Irina Shayk walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

If it makes the *model* look overweight….

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Gigi Hadid walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

Also, the outfit shouldn’t start falling to bits on the runway. They’re only wearing these for a few minutes tops.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Liu Wen walks the runway during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

Where’s her silly outfit?

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Megan Williams walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

I assume she’s off to the tulip factory?

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Sanne Vloet walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

Did you know in the sequel to The Hundred and One Dalmatians, Cruella DeVil made coats like this? It was called The Starlight Barking, and now you know why it was a flop.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Alessandra Ambrosio walks the runway 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Paris – Show at Le Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Presley Ann/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

Fifth graders were pressed into service to cut out these feathers.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Stella Maxwell walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

Gaga clearly wasn’t pleased with this one.

PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Bridget Malcom walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

And one silent middle finger to the proceedings at hand.