The Silliest and the Skimpiest of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
By Ani Bundel
The Silliest
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Josephine Skriver walks the runway during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
She wore a beaded shower curtain.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Dilone walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Yes, she’s carrying papier mache dogs.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Sara Sampaio walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
I always wear a floral bush on my back. It’s all the rage!
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Cindy Bruna walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
The Gay Pride Parade called and asked for their accessories back.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Flavia Lucini walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Heidi Klum approved this one, didn’t she?
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Lais Ribeiro walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Every Chinese fabric cliche exploded on her at once.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Herieth Paul walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Why? x1
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Leomi Anderson walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
Why? x2
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Brooke Perry walks the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
She went through the shredder before going on stage.
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Gigi Hadid walks the runway during the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
No, you’re silly!
PARIS, FRANCE – NOVEMBER 30: Maria Borges walks the runway during the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)
What, you didn’t burst out laughing?