Why Each Chris Is Important In Our Lives

LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 26: Chris Evans arrives for the European film premiere of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ at Vue Westfield on April 26, 2016 in London, England (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)

Chris Evans

Arms. If we’re going to talk about why Chris Evans is important, look no further than his arms. There’s a reason there is a gratuitous shot of Evans’ reaching between a helicopter and the helipad in Captain America: Civil War. It’s just for us ladies to get a nice shot of those biceps. Chris Evans is also a gentleman and sweet and caring but his arms. If you haven’t stared at his arms in a tight shirt, you haven’t lived.

I guess it should be told that Chris also likes to hold his left boob when he thinks something is really funny and that’s cute but also why does he have to do that to us all? And lest we forget when he literally ripped a log in half and made every girl swoon.

But Chris also believes in a lot of Steve Roger’s philosophies. Like being a gentleman and his sense of patriotism and belief that there is still good in everyone. Basically, Chris Evans is a living breathing joy and we’re extremely lucky to have him so of course he’s important.

Which is why he’s my second favorite Chris, that and his abs are super nice to look at.

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