Why Each Chris Is Important In Our Lives

BEIJING, CHINA – AUGUST 18: Actor Chris Pine attends ‘Star Trek Beyond’ press conference at Indigo Mall on August 18, 2016 in Beijing, China. (Photo by VCG/VCG via Getty Images)

We have a Chris problem. There are too many of them, but shockingly enough, each has their important attributes that makes them different and necessary in our lives.

There was a time before the Chris reign. Our movie stars had names like Brad and George, there was even a Humphrey before these tall blue-eyed hunks dominated. The world had variety and we were not limited to which beef-cake Chris we liked best. However, I’m not complaining. I love the Chrises just as much as the next girl, but what makes each Chris special?

For me, it’s taken me a few years but I have it mapped out to a science. The Chris I love most has that coveted spot for a reason, but I also love the others for special qualities they each possess. I’ve worked hard to figure out why one pair of blue eyes calls out to me more than the next and it has forced me to come to the conclusion that I love each of the Chrises, but all for different reasons.

So through each Chris, I plan to map out why we love them and I will reveal which Chris I love most. That Chris also happens to be the one I would like to go on a date with but that’s an entirely different story.

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