How to Choose The Perfect Apple Based on Your Celebrity Crush

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How the hottest male celebrities can help you select an apple this fall.

Fall is almost here, and along with cooler weather, shorter days, and returning to school, there’s something else that screams September: apples. Everywhere you look at the farmer’s market, those round red, yellow, and green beauties abound, just waiting for you to grab one to snack on or slice up into an awesome pie.

But which apple do you choose? With dozens of varieties to be found, how do you know which fruit is the sweetest or the best smothered in caramel sauce? What the heck is a Braeburn, anyway? It’s enough to give you produce paralysis.

Sure, you could sample them all, but with apples as far as the eye can see in the supermarket aisle, you’d be munching into December. Plus, we’ve found a better way: choosing your apple based on the celebrity you’re currently crushing on.

Down below are twelve male celebrities, with the corresponding apple you should be picking up if you’re secretly (or not-so-secretly) in love with them. Read on for how the man of your dreams can help you determine your best flavor now.

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