Confused by all this talk of BDE on the internet as of late? Don’t worry, we’re here to explain exactly what it means.
BDE is something that not all of us possess. Those who do have a power over the world that those without it long to have. Recently, The Cut put out an article outlining their beliefs of what BDE is and who they thought had it vs. who didn’t.
Obviously, this brought on an internet-wide argument of who actually has BDE and who was left to suffer from MDE (M for Mediocre) and LDE (L for Little). Now, there’s a pretty simple way to explain the phenomenon.
BDE isn’t so much confidence, but really a self-assurance. It is also wrong to assume BDE has anything to do with anatomy or size. As Vice so aptly put it, BDE “does not care for your pathetic gender binary and will not pander to it.” Case in point: Rihanna.
No one on this planet has more BDE than Rihanna.
— AB (@AlannaBennett) June 26, 2018
The lesser energies follow a similar path downwards. MDE is a very low-key, less showy but not a pathetic persona by any means. LDE is pretty pathetic though; consider those with LDE to exude whatever is going on with Johnny Depp now and forevermore.
Here are some of the internet’s picks for the BDE club.
hamilton: BDE, used irresponsibly
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) June 26, 2018
burr: no
lafayette: BDE
jefferson: non
hercules mulligan: BBBDE
washington: BDE
phillip: BDE before his dad got him killed
peggy: not around long enough to aquire
eliza: BDE
angelica: biggest DE of all
the office’s BDE (lol sorry):
— waystar royco diversity hire (@cryingshopgirl) June 26, 2018
michael: no way
dwight: lowkey BDE
jim: no 😶
pam: BDE (but only in seasons 4-9)
ryan: lol no
angela: no
stanley: BDE
phyllis: arguably the biggest BDE
meredith: BDE
creed: B D E
toby: no
andy: nope
erin: sadly no
darryl: BDE
kelly: BDE
holly: BDE
people w the most BDE, ranked:
— goblin ells (@elliepeek) June 27, 2018
10. u cant just
9. rank
8. human beings
7. based on
6. such an arbitrary
5. and
4. ridiculous concept
3. it does not
2. make sense
1. frances mcdormand
“Big Little Lies” cast ranked by BDE:
— keaton bell (@keatonkildebell) June 27, 2018
1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Laura Dern
3. Zoe Kravitz
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Shailene Woodley
Black Male Leads from the ‘99s and ‘00s BDE:
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) June 26, 2018
Omar Epps: BDE
Taye Diggs: Nah
Wesley Snipes: BDE
Larenz Tate: Nah
Shemar Moore: Nah
Denzel Washington: BDE pioneer
Micheal Ealy: BDE
Will Smith: Int’l appealing BDE
Martin Lawrence: Nah
Eddie Murphy: BDE
Morris Chestnut: KING BDE
Now for someone like me, I have made a list of those actors I love and their energy levels. Despite the insistence by my friends that my favorite, Sebastian Stan, doesn’t have BDE, he is going to be my example of the sly BDE members of the world. Considering the way he kisses (specifically as TJ Hammond in Political Animals), Stan has a level of BDE that differs in comparison to those other BDEs listed.
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You can make your case for who you think has BDE (or not) in the comments.