Chris Craziness: March Madness Sweet 16 — Chris Hardwick vs. Chrissy Teigen

In the next round of Sweet 16, Chris Craziness brings together Chrises who have a lot more in common than just a name — they’re both hosts.

Consider me your internet version of Ice Cube. Because if you asked “are we there yet?” right now, I would be inclined to say not quite yet. We’re almost there as we close the day with the second and final round of the Sweet 16. But these things take time, you know. It’s a slow burn. It’s not called “Two Weeks in March Madness.” Obviously, I know how badly you want to know which Chris is the Ultimate Chris. And since it’s such a tight race between some of the best Chrises in the world, the only consolation I can really give you is to follow us on Twitter. That way you can stay up to date with the polls, and of course, vote.

Now, onto the next round of Chris Craziness:

Round 2

Comedian Chris Hardwick attends the ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them” World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center in New York, NY on November 10, 2016. (Photo by Anthony Behar) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Chris Hardwick

During this tournament, Chris Hardwick has triumphed where nobody was expecting him to. And I think that’s not entirely dissimilar to the rest of his career, which is why he’s one of the most highly esteemed nerds in the business. He represents for all of us and his wins are our wins. But now he’s up against someone just as relatable and funny.

So does Chris Hardwick have what it takes to beat his opponent today?

VS

Feb 26, 2017; Hollywood, CA, USA; Chrissy Teigen (L) and John Legend on the red carpet during the 89th Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre. Mandatory Credit: Dan MacMedan-USA TODAY NETWORK

Chrissy Teigen

Nobody’s surprised that Chrissy Teigen made it this far and nobody will be surprised if she goes all the way. Do you know who Chrissy Teigen is? Forget the dude in the picture above and focus on his wife, who is a gift to us all, and more importantly, the internet. Chrissy Teigen’s consistent hilarity and willingness to throw shade at anything and everything, including herself, makes her worthy of the title of Ultimate Chris.

Or, I guess, in her case, Ultimate Chrissy.

Now vote!

Next: Chris Craziness: March Madness Culturess-Style

Tomorrow brings the Elite Eight, following by the Final Four and then the Championship, so stay tuned for who progresses next.