Chris Craziness: March Madness Round of 64: Christina Applegate vs. Cristiano Ronaldo


It’s an actress against one of the most famous soccer players in the world in this Chris Craziness match. Will there be an upset?

Even as NCAA’s March Madness continues, so too does our equivalent here at Culturess: Chris Craziness. Each day, we’ll bring you four new matches of Chrises to vote on, with winners advancing further into the tournament, with the hopes of making the championship round. Christina Ricci, Christopher Eccleston, Chrissie Evert, and Chris Daughtry all secured their places in the Round of 32 yesterday, and now, we’ll look at two more Chrises vying for your votes.

Round 4

Christina Applegate arrives at the “Bad Moms” Los Angeles Premiere held at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, CA on Tuesday, July 26, 2016. (Photo By Sthanlee B. Mirador) *** Please Use Credit from Credit Field ***

Christina Applegate (Actress)

You’ve probably seen Christina Applegate on TV — she had a run on Samantha Who? in the mid-2000s, and she also played Veronica Corningstone in the two Anchorman films. More recently, she had a part in Bad Moms, per IMDb. On Twitter, meanwhile, she’s gone decidedly political, which isn’t unexpected, considering the climate. Some of her most recent tweets include ones about saving PBS and going out to vote. Of course, she also has time to tell Josh Gad that she loved Beauty and the Beast:

However, her competition in this round is rather stiff. Will she pull off the victory and what may very well be the biggest upset of Chris Craziness?


Aug 3, 2013; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo (7) chases down the ball during the Guiness International Champions Cup semifinals at Dodger Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY Sports

Cristiano Ronaldo (Soccer player, Real Madrid)

If Cristiano Ronaldo’s official website is to be believed, he’s still pretty much one of the premier soccer players in the world. Just check out all of those accolades. Trust us when we say that there are a lot of them. Right now, Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid. Meanwhile, on social media, he’s assembled 94.5 million followers on Instagram, and we get the feeling not all of them are full-blown soccer fans. (An aside: you know you’ve arrived when you don’t even see the need to put your surname as part of your username. Cristiano says it all.) He also works with Save the Children … and has his own underwear brand.

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