Lana Del Rey Is Leading The Charge For Witches To Unite in Hexing Donald Trump

Music star and enchantress Lana Del Rey is calling for her fellow Witches to unite in a mass hexing of President Donald Trump. Wait…What?

I think it’s safe to say that everyone is pretty fed up with President Donald Trump and his executive orders, tweets and press conferences. People are fighting back by protesting and using their talents to resist the policies of Trumps White House.

It looks as if witches are also fed up and are ready and willing to do something about it.  Earlier this week, witches called upon covens to gather and put a hex on President Trump. Most people just laughed it off…. until last night. The Witches against Trump just got an ally in ‘Born to Die’ singer Lana Del Rey. She sent a tweet outlining the schedule dates of the hexes and where to get the ingredients. She also added a very witchy photo of herself that is guaranteed to creep you out.

You can see the tweet below.

Seriously, that picture pierced my soul, and I’m officially shook. First of all, I didn’t know that Lana Del Rey was a witch and had a coven. Not that it really matters, but it is surprising nonetheless. So my next question is what kind of spells are we talking about? Are we going all The Craft and making him lose hair or a love spell that will get him to like minorities? I wouldn’t be opposed to all Hocus Pocus and making him dance all the time. It would definitely stop the steady stream of executive orders coming out of the White House.

But I can’t co-sign something that could cause him irreparable harm. I’m not trying to catch the attention of the US Secret Service.

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Admittedly, I’ve never been to hexing, but are you going to have snacks? I saw the movie Practical Magic, and they had margaritas. I think more people would go to a hex if tacos and margaritas are present.

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Tell us in the comments what you think of witches hexing President Trump. Witches, please don’t hex me.