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Hillary Clinton & Kate McKinnon Share Meal; Plot Worldwide Takeover

By Kelsey Juntwait

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Hillary Clinton and Kate McKinnon shared a meal together this week so I think it’s fair to say that 2017 isn’t so bad after all.

Two blondes walk into a bar… Okay, it was a restaurant, but you can see where I’m going with this. It happened- worlds collided and I’m actually quite shocked that nothing spontaneously combusted last night at Orso in New York City.

According to Page Six, Saturday Night Live Hillary Clinton sat down with Wilderness Wielding/Campaign Running/All Around Badass Hillary Clinton for dinner and apparently a lot of laughter ensued.

Look, there’s picture proof to prove it:

Let’s get something straight- Hillary Clinton and Kate McKinnon are probably my two favorite people in this world so I can only imagine the things they talked about during this dinner. Here are a few of the things I’ve come up with:

  • Wilderness survival skills, including how to survive an apocalypse caused by an elected bigot who was given nuclear missiles.
  • Said elected bigot’s small hands.
  • How said elected bigot could even type in the nuclear missile code with such small hands.

But that’s enough bigot talk. Here are things way more interesting that they also probably covered:

  • An all-female reboot of “Independence Day.”
  • Pant suits.
  • Hillary Clinton’s possible guest appearance in Kate McKinnon’s new role in The Magic School Bus.
  • Who Kate McKinnon would room with at conversion therapy camp.
  • If she wants the top bunk or the bottom.
  • What happened on The Bachelor last night.
  • The latest viral cat video.
  • Their favorite Real Housewife.
  • Beyonce’s twins.
  • How much they hope the Obama’s are enjoying their vacation.
  • How much they hope the Obama’s come back to the white house.

But I’d really like to believe that at the moment the picture above was taken, Hillary Clinton was telling Kate McKinnon the exact amount of hair product she uses so McKinnon can master it the next time she’s on SNL as our favorite lady pres. Or maybe how to impeach Donald Trump. I’d be happy with either one.

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In all honestly, can I start a petition for these two women to run for president and vice-president in 2020? Could you imagine? I’m getting all tingly just thinking about it.

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