No, Taylor Swift Did Not Leave Her House in a Suitcase

According to a photo service called Splash News, Taylor Swift left her apartment today in a big giant suitcase. Seriously?

On Monday, July 17, a screenshot floated through the internet of claims that Swift’s bodyguards were carrying her to her car in a suitcase. This left some fans wondering if it were true.

The caption of the photo read:

"Taylor Swift has been reportedly being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca apartment into her truck. A fleet of cars including two large cadillacs and three suv’s arrive at Tailor Swift’s apartment in Tribeca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck. Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package carefully as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time."

After the photo went viral, the agency chose to retract their claim according to SPIN Magazine. In which, they should. Seriously, Swift is not in a suitcase and did not leave her apartment in Tribeca in a suitcase. She’s a human being, guys. Not a blanket. Although, we really do love our Speak Now blanket. It keeps us warm in the colder months.

This claim is unbelievable but people are having fun with it.

So basically Swift, we think this is a cry for help. We need new music. Care to give us a hint when it’s coming out?