15 Romantic Pairings of Actresses We Desperately Need On Screen Together

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Feb 26, 2017; Hollywood, CA, USA; Kate McKinnon on the red carpet during the 89th Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre. Mandatory Credit: Dan MacMedan-USA TODAY NETWORK

Jun 5, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; Film actor Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis before game two of the NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

Kate McKinnon & Mila Kunis

I don’t know a single person in this world who wouldn’t want to see Kate McKinnon and Mila Kunis on screen together at some point. In fact, Hollywood already agrees with me. The two actresses are currently working on a project together called “The Spy Who Dumped Me,” which sounds fabulous and all but call me greedy when I suggest that it should probably be gay. But good things don’t always happen to good people so let me talk about my other suggestion for pairing them up in a feature film.

Picture This: You want queer witches? We got ‘em. Well, not really but if these two were ever actually romantically involved on screen together, you better bet that I’ll be writing to that production company begging for them to be romantically involved witches. Maybe a “Hocus Pocus” remake where Kate McKinnon is Sarah Sanderson and Mila Kunis is Allison and instead of Allison falling for Max, she falls for Sarah, and then the movie can end happily ever after with the Sanderson sisters still alive because let’s be honest, the Sanderson sisters are the shit and deserve to be alive after all that time underground. Call me crazy but I think this could make millions.

Kate and Mila, if you’re reading this- have your people call my people and we’ll work something out.