50 celebrity men my mother suggests we should be into

NEW YORK, NY – JULY 21: Actor Brad Pitt is seen coming out of a hotel in Soho on July 21, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

40. Brad Pitt

Towards the end of me asking my mom for guys, I think she just started listing men who are conventionally attractive. Or that’s at least what I’m telling myself with Brad Pitt. For someone who’s mother loves the celebrities that you have to explain their problematic behavior to, I just don’t get Brad Pitt in general.

But my mom thinks we should all love him for whatever reason. Whether it be because he’s hot or because she loves those blue eyes of his, my mom just wants us to share the love for Brad Pitt. I did explain to her that the only time I’ve ever found him attractive was that scene in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button where he is on the motorcycle with Ray-Bans on.

She didn’t give much insight as to why I should include Brad. Just that he was hot and that’s what I was looking for was men she thought we should all be interested in. So Brad, I guess we all just have to be into you because my mother says so. Even if you’ve been problematic this year and no one really knows what to do with you. So when my mom says like a guy, I guess find him attractive.