Grammys 2017 Red Carpet: 10 Worst Dressed
By Ani Bundel
The Bad
1. NEVER FEAR! UNDERBOOB IS HERE. Yes, Lady Gaga, decided that the only way to top herself this year was to come as the superhero popstar known as UNDERBOOB. Exactly what she’s planning on saving us from is unclear at this time. Consult your nearest Kevin Feige.
2. Jennifer Lopez, attempting to wrap herself up as a package. It did not work. usually J.Lo wearing Zuhair Murad, but this time she chose Ralph & Russo, attempting to do a Murad outfit. It was just all wrong.
3. It did not work for Celine Dion either. Zuhair Murad was a popular designer, but he has to be deployed properly to work. This is not a proper deployment.
4. Rose McGowan, you’ll never relive that 90s moment. Stop trying. I mean, to be fair, this is a far more interesting outfit than her naked dress all those years ago. But it’s still ugly and very much Not Her, which makes it Trying Too Hard.
5. Dany Targaryen called and said never put their family’s emblem on a school girl outfit. Apparently this outfit for Santigold was by Gucci. I assume their factory will be having a visit by a dragon or three. Dracarys!
6. Katy Perry in a lame mock turtleneck and feather duster skirt that have no business being together. I assume this is proof Tom Ford does not like her very much.
7. Taraji P. Hensen usually kills it on the red carpet, but this horrific purple number by Marc Jacobs not only doesn’t flatter her, it doesn’t fit.
8. Hasley thought she was being provocative. Instead she looked like she was ready for bed. No designer claimed credit for this, I assume because it came from Khols during a double Khol Cash sale at 10 am on a Saturday.
9. Girl Crush as the IKEA ball pit of my childhood. As least it had the serious whimsical factor going for it, which most “bad” looks do not.
10. I thought this was going to be safe….
But it turned out Joy Villa was there as a different kind of boob. (Yes it said TRUMP on the train.) Apparently, this was some sort of Scientology based stunt, according to Twitter. I would state that it didn’t matter. Usually we have someone show up naked to end this Ten Worst looks. This was just as effective.
Honorable Mention: Ceelo. He actually wore a black version of this look to the pre-Grammys party yesterday. That doesn’t lessen the impact or the weirdness. In fact, I think it’s far more awful in the gold, to be honest. Like a 22nd century James Bond villain…
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