How to Choose The Perfect Apple Based on Your Celebrity Crush

66 Berlin Film Festival Channing Tatum during the photocall of the film Heil Caesar (Photo by camilla morandi/Corbis via Getty Images)

Channing Tatum: Red Delicious

With his solid build, adorable smile, and incredible dancing, Channing Tatum is a popular celebrity crush. Known for his roles in 21 Jump Street, White House Down, and Magic Mike, Tatum has blockbuster cred as big as his muscles, whether he’s doing action, comedy, or gyrating like only he can. Piggybacking off the success of the two Magic Mike films, he’s also helping to bring a male revue, Magic Mike Live, to Vegas in 2017. As he says in this hilarious video, “God knows we have enough gentlemen’s clubs in the world, so let’s start the first gentle-ladies’ club–or, maybe not so gentle. Depends on what you’re into.” Now there’s an idea we can sink our teeth into.

(GERMANY OUT) Italien; Südtirol; Apfel der Sorte Red Delicious am Baum (Photo by Innerhofer/ullstein bild via Getty Images)

Similarly to superstar Channing Tatum, the Red Delicious apple has wide appeal, with its trademark heart-shaped form, bright red color, and skin as smooth as Magic Mike’s moves. It’s seriously large, too—but, hey, the more apple the better, right? Crunchy and a little sweet, the Red Delicious is a great everyday apple you can pack in your lunch or grab on the way home from the gym. Hitting that sweet spot between tough and tender, it’s perfect for fans of Tatum’s easygoing smile and muscled body.

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